You know how there are all these question blog awards? Well finally, thanks to Sup Darling and Dora there’s a long overdue The Walking Dead Zombie Award Blog Questions and Answers. See Sup Darling’s post here.
First rule of ZABQA, thank Dora and Sup Darling for their genius idea. Second rule, answer some questions and tag people! Who can then decide if they want to answer Qs or not and tag people or not. Nota Bene, I found the above image on Etsy and it’s made by Amaranthasashes
The Walking Dead Tag
1. Walkers, Lurkers, Biters, Lame-brains, Geeks, or Rotters, which is it?
2. You just woke up to a zombie apocalypse. What is your weapon of choice?
3. Now that you have your weapon, choose your partner. Who will it be?
4. Location is everything, where will your camp be?
5. Who is dead that you wish were still alive?
6. Who is alive that you wish were dead?
7. Which character is the most evil of all time?
8. If you had a baby during an apocalypse, which character would you put in charge to care for your child?
9. Hey leader, your call: the needs of your loved ones or the needs of many?
10. What’s the biggest lesson TWD taught you about surviving a zombie apocalypse?
Before my answers you know I have to seek out and showcase some jewelry. Here the dead, imaginary item that I found today made by Susan Elnora.
Unicorn skull necklace! Very cool.
Now for my answers:
1. Walkers, Lurkers, Biters, Lame-brains, Geeks, or Rotters, which is it?
Zombies, they will always be zombies to me.
2. You just woke up to a zombie apocalypse. What is your weapon of choice?
Baseball bat with the handle carved to a pointed stake. Because you can’t go wrong with some brute force but there’s quick extraction in a stabby situation.
3. Now that you have your weapon, choose your partner. Who will it be?
It comes down to Michonne or Darryl. They are pretty equal in a lot of ways but Michonne is a better problem solver. However, Darryl has some equipment I may want at the end of the world, and I’m not talking about his crossbow. Final decision? Rick. He’s got the best of both of them and hopefully he won’t become unhinged.
4. Location is everything, where will your camp be?
CDIC, that place was the perfect fortress. I would take out the nutjob in charge first.
5. Who is dead that you wish were still alive?
Dale. I liked him better than Hershel, what?
6. Who is alive that you wish were dead?
Father Asshole
7. Which character is the most evil of all time?
The Governor: rapist, murderer, psycho, need I say more?
8. If you had a baby during an apocalypse, which character would you put in charge to care for your child?
Now this q stumps me, because why can’t I be that person? Second choice Tyrese
9. Hey leader, your call: the needs of your loved ones or the needs of many?
I’m selfish, my loved ones.
10. What’s the biggest lesson TWD taught you about surviving a zombie apocalypse?
Why don’t they consider climbing into trees to escape zombies? I don’t think zombies would know to look up so long as you keep quiet. Other lesson? All the time smear yourself in zombie gut camo. Why do they ever not do this?
Now Jack Flacco, zombie author, how would you answer these q’s? And Susan? How about Olive Vienna?
Very Bangled 
I love this post! Thank you so much for tagging me, but I don’t watch The Walking Dead, so I wouldn’t know how to answer the questions.. But I had fun reading your answers, even though I don’t really know what happens in the show!Lol
Shoot! Too bad, but if you ever find yourself watching it, you must post answers yourself 😺
For sure! ;0)
Unicorn skull? Where do you find these treasures! I’d wear unicorn skulls over unicorns any day.
You know, I had initially wanted to go with an aluminum baseball bat because I didn’t want a wooden one to splinter on me. But then I thought, it’s not pointy enough to doing all the necessary jabbings and stabbings. After reading your post though, I’m convinced that an aluminum baseball bat, altered with a pointy end would be THE perfect weapons.
Tree houses, I think would be a great place to hide out from them zombies. Bicycles would also be a great mode of transportation. …which leads me to my ultimate question: where are all the bikes in the show?
You are so right about the bike situation! There’s some things that are missing in the show that would answer general questions about that world. I always wonder about showers. How do they clean themselves? And hair cuts? I’d like to see these things happen, ypu know?
I’ve always wondered about showers, too. I hope they do get their showers in somehow because with all the undead out there, all sorts of nasty diseases must be flying around.
I think they just don’t use bikes or scooters because they look really uncool – even if it is totally the smart and efficient thing to do. Imagine instead of a motor bike, Daryl rolled in with a bicycle. And the whole gang on bicycles? It’d look like a marathon!
But who would ride a unicycle? That is the question to end all questions.
Margaret you sexy beast! Daryl’s equipment huh?? I LOLed!!
Yes! Success! But I know you don’t fault me.
I love all of these! 🙂 My answers? You can find them spread right across my site! lol But one question: Would you mind if I use that certificate on my fb page? I think it’s brilliant and I also think it has that humor my audience will enjoy!
Use away! I have to admit I found it on Etsy and the maker’s link is just below the image, so if you’d credit them it’s all okay with me 🙂
Whoo-hoo! Thanks! 🙂